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Mystic CEO Yoon Jong Shin evaluates his company's artists


Lim Kim

CEO Yoon: "Her loyalty is quite low. I hear that she meets up with a lot of musicians, not me."
Staff: "We can't tell what she's thinking. She's too chic."



Jo Jung Chi

CEO Yoon: "His loyalty is so-so. His looks are so-so. The only best thing about him is that he can play instruments well. He's just a session musician. An ugly session musician."
Staff: "He's ugly."



Harim

CEO Yoon: "His loyalty is very low. An advantage about him is that we don't need to spend money on his hair since he's bald. He gets an extra hour of sleep since he doesn't need to get his hair done. But he still lacks stamina."
Staff: "He's old and he doesn't have hair."



Kim Yeon Woo

CEO Yoon: "He's a problem. All he has is his singing talent."
Staff: "He's ambitious to dance."



Gain

CEO Yoon: "She has sexy looks. Her loyalty isn't that high. I really like her bare face. Her makeup artist is a painter."
Staff: "We can't recognize her when she's not wearing smokey makeup."



Eddy Kim

CEO Yoon: "He's very loyal. He can play instruments well. His looks get mixed opinions."
Staff: "His looks get mixed opinions."



Park Ji Yoon

CEO Yoon: "Her looks are the best. Her loyalty is the best. She's all good but she debuted in 1994, when Kim Young Sam was the president. She's so pretty but... 1994 was when Lim Kim was born."
Staff: "20 years since her debut."

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Instiz: Yoon Jong Shin evaluates his company's celebrities

- Why isn't Park Ji Yoon releasing her album yet? Mystic said she'll release a full album but she only released a single...

- Eddy is handsome though ㅠㅠ

- "She's so pretty but 1994 was when Lim Kim was born" ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Why do I find it so funny ㅋㅋㅋ

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