K-pop, Korean entertainment/culture, Korean fans/netizens [2014~]

X-rated dark pasts

Pann: Let's talk about our X-rated dark pasts!

1. [+222, -6] I didn't know anything when I was in grade one. I masturbated with my friend and was like, "it feels good if you do this to here!" ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Ah fuck

2. [+196, -0] Why am I reading all the comments ㅋㅋ

3. [+152 -3] When there was loud music, I pulled down my pants and played a guitar with my penis ㅋㅋㅋㅋ I was a fucking guitarist

4. [+149, -1] I don't have a dark past but I recently got caught masturbating by my older brother. Crazy... I want to turn back time.

5. [+142, -6] When me and my dongsaeng were young, we didn't know about erotic stuff. We stuck out our tongues and touched each other's tongue because it felt new ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

6. [+102, -6] When I was in kindergarten, I went up to my mom, poked my nipple, and said, "mom, it feels weird if I do this! I don't want to go to the kindergarten!" fuck ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

7. [+94, -6] When I was young, I thought you were supposed to go to a hair salon and curl your pubic hair

8. [+83, -0] The comments remind me of my own dark pasts that I've forgotten...

9. [+80, -5] Whenever I went to the bathroom to wash my private part, I told my mom, "mom! I'm going to wash my vagina! >_<" fuck ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

10. [+78, -3] When a teacher held up a picture and asked which instrument it was, I yelled 'sexphone' instead of 'saxophone'

11. [+78, -4] When I was in kindergarten, I gathered with several boys and peed together... Why the fuck did I do that

12. [+77, -2] When my dad was lying down backwards, me and my brother smelled my dad's anus and liked the smell ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ What was wrong with us ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

13. [+61, -2] When my older brother was in grade 1, I followed him to the bathroom. He said he'll show me something interesting. He showed me his glans and I was really fascinated ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ So funny ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

14. [+59, -5] I made nicknames for my family members when I was young. "Dad is an elephant! Mom is a hairy triangle! Unnie and I are plain triangles!" ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

15. [+42, -7] When I was in kindergarten, I was eating a clam soup at my grandmother's house. I yelled, "mom! The clam looks like my vagina! ^^" ......... My mom said I shouldn't be talking about it, now I understand what she meant. Sorry mom.

16. [+50, -6] Everybody shut the fuck up. When I was in grade 1, I was playing with my friends. We were playing roles, I was the mom and a cute-looking boy was the baby. He sucked my nipples for the purpose of breastfeeding... Ah I'm blushing ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Now, he's known as the handsomest student in my school. Whenever I say hi to him, I keep getting reminded of the incident. He must be reminded also. I hope he forgets ㅠㅠㅋㅋ

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